So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
*slips you 20 bucks* reblog my text posts
*takes 20 bucks* no
also to all my new followers
i’ve been waiting for you
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
THIS IS IMPORTANT SO PLEASE LISTEN
If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.
Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.
If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0