at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
REBLOG if you like salsa OR if you’ve kidnapped a penguin from the san diego zoo and taken it on vacation with you to syria
I have a terrible fear of wasting time.
if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple