*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl
wheres the customize button for my face
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT WILL NEVER STOP.
and it still hasn’t broken the notes - what gives, fandom?
CAN WE PLEASE ADD THE PICTURE OF RICHARD IN THE OUTFIT, PLEASE???
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
The stupidest thing you can possibly say on Tumblr…
… is “Does the Supernatural fandom have a gif for THAT?” because all you wind up with is a gif and shame.
Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
its a beautiful time to be alive
doctor: your smoking habits have caused you to develop lung cancer, sir
me: it’s a metaphor, it’s okay